1. You are interviewing someone to be your lover, what are the 3 most important questions you will ask?
The most important thing to learn is if she has any brains, but I don't see how you can ask that. Therefore, i) Are you thinking romance, or are we just going to screw? ii) What encumbrances (e.g. ex-partners, children) do you have, if any? iii) Your place or mine?
2. You are interviewing people to be your personal servant/valet. What are the 3 most important questions you will ask?
i) What duties do you expect to perform, and what duties do you exclude? ii) Do you know anything about boats? iii) Do you get seasick?
3. You are selecting a pet for you or your family. What are the 3 most important criteria?
i) small size, ii) quiet, iii) clean.
4. Name 3 good things you did yesterday.
i) pancakes for breakfast, ii) chicken cacciatore for dinner, iii) rooted the Mets through the difficult last two innings.
5. Name 3 bad things you ate yesterday.
I ate half a questionable granola bar, but that's about it.
Bonus: It is said that bad these happen in threes. What was your last episode of 3 bad things?
Late last night. I felt it was necessary to set up a pump. (It was raining) So, 1) got up out of bed to go out in the rain, ii) got wet, iii) got stung by an insect.
I was traveling last week and wasn't able to participate, but I thought the questions were terrific. Well, I should, I wrote them. So here my answers, better late than never (I hope).
The topic was :
One Track Minds
1. Which of the following best describes your view of sex?
a) Ritual
b) Game
c) Performance
d) Adventure
e) Other
There are elements of all four, a thru d. I think at it's best it would be an adventure.
2. What is your view of spontaneous vs. planned sex?
a) Spontaneous is always better.
b) Spontaneous sex seems rushed to me. I prefer a little warning to prepare mentally and/or physically.
c) I enjoy the anticipation before planned sex.
d) In my life circumstances, planning is required.
c, anticipation is good. Besides, my wife doesn't like surprises.
3. At the beginning of sex, what is your most immediate worry?
a) It will take too long.
b) It will be over too soon.
c) You will be interrupted.
d) You will fail to please your partner.
e) Your partner will fail to please you.
f) Something will cause pain.
g) There is gong to be a discussion/argument about something.
I used to be b, over too soon. Now, probably c, interruption, but it doesn't happen often.
4. At the beginning of sex, what happy result are you looking forward to most?
a) Pure physical pleasure and orgasm.
b) Pure emotional pleasure at being intimate with your partner.
c) Pleasing your partner.
d) A feeling of closeness to your partner afterward.
e) Not being so horny afterward.
a and b, in about equal parts.
5) After sex, how long until you start looking forward to the next time?
Maybe a day.
Bonus: Your ideal date would be
a. pizza and a movie
b. hot dog and a ball game
c. picnic and a bike ride
d. candlelight dinner
Leaving reality behind and thinking back to my dating days, I'd say it depends on the phase of the relationship. For a first date, a ball game is good because it gives you a chance to talk. Later on a candlelight dinner, because Romance.
The topic was :
One Track Minds
1. Which of the following best describes your view of sex?
a) Ritual
b) Game
c) Performance
d) Adventure
e) Other
There are elements of all four, a thru d. I think at it's best it would be an adventure.
2. What is your view of spontaneous vs. planned sex?
a) Spontaneous is always better.
b) Spontaneous sex seems rushed to me. I prefer a little warning to prepare mentally and/or physically.
c) I enjoy the anticipation before planned sex.
d) In my life circumstances, planning is required.
c, anticipation is good. Besides, my wife doesn't like surprises.
3. At the beginning of sex, what is your most immediate worry?
a) It will take too long.
b) It will be over too soon.
c) You will be interrupted.
d) You will fail to please your partner.
e) Your partner will fail to please you.
f) Something will cause pain.
g) There is gong to be a discussion/argument about something.
I used to be b, over too soon. Now, probably c, interruption, but it doesn't happen often.
4. At the beginning of sex, what happy result are you looking forward to most?
a) Pure physical pleasure and orgasm.
b) Pure emotional pleasure at being intimate with your partner.
c) Pleasing your partner.
d) A feeling of closeness to your partner afterward.
e) Not being so horny afterward.
a and b, in about equal parts.
5) After sex, how long until you start looking forward to the next time?
Maybe a day.
Bonus: Your ideal date would be
a. pizza and a movie
b. hot dog and a ball game
c. picnic and a bike ride
d. candlelight dinner
Leaving reality behind and thinking back to my dating days, I'd say it depends on the phase of the relationship. For a first date, a ball game is good because it gives you a chance to talk. Later on a candlelight dinner, because Romance.