1. Tell us about something that recently happened with you that is truly “too much information”.
I overheard a young woman in the office say "I didn't have breakfast this morning because we had sex instead."
2. Share with us a tale of “too much information” that someone shared with you (and you wished they hadn’t).
At my age, this usually is a detail medical history rather than a sordid tale of sexual excess.
That said, I read the "Ask Metafilter" questions here. There is much TMI. Here are some recent questions:
I identity as genderqueer but as time goes on I think I may actually be a man instead. Can you point me to online support where I can try to sort this stuff out and learn what to do next?
I'm afraid of boring my boyfriend in bed. He's a decade older and has had quite a few relationships in his past. I can't imagine he's as vanilla as he professes to be--I'm willing to do ANYTHING, and he wants missionary every time.
I was flattered when a friend claimed I could command a high rate doing sex work. But it turns out that my immediate circle of friends knows relatively little about how that market is priced. What would I actually command for a "date"-type night?
3. Do you or your significant other use the toilet while the other is in the bathroom doing something else? Do you mind?
Very rarely, and I don't mind.
4. Will you make a bowel movement when your significant other is in the bathroom?
No. 'Nuff said.
5. Toilet paper, yes or no?
Either I don't understand the question, or the answer is yes.
Bonus: What did you do this weekend? Did you have fun?
I had a good day sailboat racing on Sunday.