For this week’s TMI Tuesday write and title your sexual biography, in 250 words or less. Feel free to illustrate as well.
Wow, this is a hard one for me.
I started sex late. I was born in 1946. By the time I lost my virginity, probably 95% of the males sharing my birth year had already done the deed. Why so late? Well, I tended to hang around with virtuous women. Remember, it was still a time when the public expectation was virginity until marriage, even if the private reality was very different. I had high school friends who were having sex. Also college friends, of course.
But eventually, I did lose my cherry. The young woman was also a virgin. We married a couple years later, and we're still married. Our sex life has been, and still is, boringly ordinary. It was productive to the tune of one son and one daughter.
There. All done, and I have 150 words left.
You may have questions. Here are some additional answers (in no particular order):
1. Havre de Grace, Maryland
2. Elk Neck State Park, Maryland
3. Brown University, Providence, RI
4. Southport Island, Maine
5. Maine, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland, Florida.
6. The Pill, condoms (XXXX Lambskin preferred)
7. It was included as a bonus extra in with a shipment from a mail order company
8. KY jelly
9. Viagra, Cialis. Cialis is preferred
And that's about it.
Oh, bonus question: Did I ever masturbate on public transportation? Answer: No.
Wow, this is a hard one for me.
I started sex late. I was born in 1946. By the time I lost my virginity, probably 95% of the males sharing my birth year had already done the deed. Why so late? Well, I tended to hang around with virtuous women. Remember, it was still a time when the public expectation was virginity until marriage, even if the private reality was very different. I had high school friends who were having sex. Also college friends, of course.
But eventually, I did lose my cherry. The young woman was also a virgin. We married a couple years later, and we're still married. Our sex life has been, and still is, boringly ordinary. It was productive to the tune of one son and one daughter.
There. All done, and I have 150 words left.
You may have questions. Here are some additional answers (in no particular order):
1. Havre de Grace, Maryland
2. Elk Neck State Park, Maryland
3. Brown University, Providence, RI
4. Southport Island, Maine
5. Maine, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New Jersey, Delaware, Maryland, Florida.
6. The Pill, condoms (XXXX Lambskin preferred)
7. It was included as a bonus extra in with a shipment from a mail order company
8. KY jelly
9. Viagra, Cialis. Cialis is preferred
And that's about it.
Oh, bonus question: Did I ever masturbate on public transportation? Answer: No.