1. Sex. What are your areas of expertise?
Expertise? I don't think I have any. Mere competence in a few areas.
2. How long have you been having sex?
Since long, long ago. In fact, I think we started just a year or two after intercourse was invented.
3. What time of day do you prefer to have sex?
a. morning
b. afternoon
c. night
Afternoon delight.
4. Do you charge for sex? Money or some other means of payment?
The more relevant question is what do I have to pay. Well, I have to pay attention to the mood of the party of the other part.
5. How long does your average sexual encounter last?
Say, 30 minutes.
6. Do you have a safe word? What is it?
No need, I should think. OTOH, there is always the default "What the fuck do you think your're doing?"
Bonus: Ever had sex so good you broke things or something?
Not that I remember. However, some time before intercourse was invented. we put a frozen steak in warm oven to thaw, and retired to the couch for a make out session. When we looked up, the steak was cooked.
Expertise? I don't think I have any. Mere competence in a few areas.
2. How long have you been having sex?
Since long, long ago. In fact, I think we started just a year or two after intercourse was invented.
3. What time of day do you prefer to have sex?
a. morning
b. afternoon
c. night
Afternoon delight.
4. Do you charge for sex? Money or some other means of payment?
The more relevant question is what do I have to pay. Well, I have to pay attention to the mood of the party of the other part.
5. How long does your average sexual encounter last?
Say, 30 minutes.
6. Do you have a safe word? What is it?
No need, I should think. OTOH, there is always the default "What the fuck do you think your're doing?"
Bonus: Ever had sex so good you broke things or something?
Not that I remember. However, some time before intercourse was invented. we put a frozen steak in warm oven to thaw, and retired to the couch for a make out session. When we looked up, the steak was cooked.