1. When you first skied down the slopes of love with your significant other were you a:
a. bunny hill beginner
b. a seasoned ski bum
c. black diamond risk-taker pulling out all the tricks and inversions
Between a and c. Checking the internet (I don't ski), I see that puts me on the Green Circle trails.
2. If you had a sexual encounter in a taxi cab and the meter was running, costing you $1 per minute. How much would that cab ride cost you?
If I had a sexual encounter in a taxi cab, I might as well run up a big tab because I would be killed when I got home. However, that is not your question. Counting foreplay, I would guess about $30.
3. Who has the better sense of humor, you or your significant other?
Me.
4. What is the weirdest part of your nightly bedtime routine?
Who you calling weird?
I guess the most unusual is that I have a small (~3oz) glass of Gatorade on my way to bed. It helps prevent cramps.
5. Fill in the blank: I can’t stand to be called ______ .
Late for dinner. (Ha, ha. See question #3.)
6. What household item do you use and never put back where it belongs?
I'm certainly not a neatnik,but I can't think of a particular item that meets the description. However, any tool that comes in from the garage may remain on the hearth for a while before being put away.
Bonus: The first bed you ever had sex in, was it twin, double, queen, king -sized or some other size?
Twin. In a dorm, if you must know. Afterward, we went out for a bagel and cream cheese. I was a little surprised no one pointed at us and giggled. Then we went back and did it again.
a. bunny hill beginner
b. a seasoned ski bum
c. black diamond risk-taker pulling out all the tricks and inversions
Between a and c. Checking the internet (I don't ski), I see that puts me on the Green Circle trails.
2. If you had a sexual encounter in a taxi cab and the meter was running, costing you $1 per minute. How much would that cab ride cost you?
If I had a sexual encounter in a taxi cab, I might as well run up a big tab because I would be killed when I got home. However, that is not your question. Counting foreplay, I would guess about $30.
3. Who has the better sense of humor, you or your significant other?
Me.
4. What is the weirdest part of your nightly bedtime routine?
Who you calling weird?
I guess the most unusual is that I have a small (~3oz) glass of Gatorade on my way to bed. It helps prevent cramps.
5. Fill in the blank: I can’t stand to be called ______ .
Late for dinner. (Ha, ha. See question #3.)
6. What household item do you use and never put back where it belongs?
I'm certainly not a neatnik,but I can't think of a particular item that meets the description. However, any tool that comes in from the garage may remain on the hearth for a while before being put away.
Bonus: The first bed you ever had sex in, was it twin, double, queen, king -sized or some other size?
Twin. In a dorm, if you must know. Afterward, we went out for a bagel and cream cheese. I was a little surprised no one pointed at us and giggled. Then we went back and did it again.