1. Tell us something you have dreamed of doing for a long time, why have you not done it?
I have a pretty active imagination. I've thought about everything from sailing across the Atlantic to fucking Martha Stewart. However, that's just day-dreaming and not much comes to mind under the heading of "Unrequited Goals." I've been thinking about getting a ride on a big sailing ship, though. Trouble is that I find it hard to motivate activities to which my wife is completely indifferent.
2. Would you take advice from a porn star? If yes, what type of advice would you like to hear.
About what? Nothing I can think of, so probably not.
3. What is the sexiest thing about your boss?
Well, she's actually female.
4. Name something you need for a foursome (and I’m not talking about golf).
A sexual foursome? I'd need three other people. My wife would be more than indifferent; she'd be more in the region of disgusted and opposed.
5. What is the brand of condoms currently in your possession (in your home or on your person)?
None. That's one of the benefits of post-menopause monogamy.
Bonus: Tell us a sex act/behavior that you simply will not do. Why?
Anything involving actual pain.
I have a pretty active imagination. I've thought about everything from sailing across the Atlantic to fucking Martha Stewart. However, that's just day-dreaming and not much comes to mind under the heading of "Unrequited Goals." I've been thinking about getting a ride on a big sailing ship, though. Trouble is that I find it hard to motivate activities to which my wife is completely indifferent.
2. Would you take advice from a porn star? If yes, what type of advice would you like to hear.
About what? Nothing I can think of, so probably not.
3. What is the sexiest thing about your boss?
Well, she's actually female.
4. Name something you need for a foursome (and I’m not talking about golf).
A sexual foursome? I'd need three other people. My wife would be more than indifferent; she'd be more in the region of disgusted and opposed.
5. What is the brand of condoms currently in your possession (in your home or on your person)?
None. That's one of the benefits of post-menopause monogamy.
Bonus: Tell us a sex act/behavior that you simply will not do. Why?
Anything involving actual pain.