1. What did you have for breakfast?
My usual bowl of Basic Four cereal.
2. What clothes did you put on?
Tee shirt and shorts. The same tee and shorts I was wearing last night.
3. What did you have for lunch?
Sandwich: smoked turkey with cranberry sauce.
4. What about dinner? What did you have? Who cooked it? Who did the dishes?
Omelet with a couple mushrooms, some cheese and some parsley. Also asparagus.I cooked it, and my wife did the dishes.
5. Did you, or are you going to, travel today? Where to? Car, bus, train or plane?
I went to my office about 5 miles away.
6. Did you mail anything? Did you get anything interesting in the mail?
Sent nothing. The mailman left nothing interesting.
7. Did you send or get any interesting email?
No.
8. Did you text or skype or use messenger, or other internet communications?
No.
9. Did you use the internet for sex, e.g. watch porn?
Um, well, yes. And I jacked off to it.
Bonus: Did you get laid today?
Alas, no.