Let me explain something. Right now, my computer-using world is in great flux. One computer is in the fix-it shop (Get your act together, HP!), which has caused a couple other computers to get moved around. Right now, I'm typing on an old work laptop which had not been fired up for six months or more.
1. Look at your computer desktop.
a. How many icons are on your desktop.
b. What 5 icons are you ready to remove immediately because you never use them.
c. Any sexy pic folders or porn clippings folders on that desktop?
Lots of icons on this old computer. About 50. There aren't too many that link to programs that I can be sure I'll never use again, and probably not on this old computer. Some that could go are eDrawings 2008, Paragon Drive Backup, Google SketchUp 8, Creative PC-CAM, No icons leading to sexy pics on this computer or any of the others.
2. Look at your smart phone or tablet.
a. Do you have one home page or does it scroll to several other pages? How many pages?
b. How many barely used widgets/icons/apps are you willing to remove from the home page(s) right now?
c. What are the names of the apps you are removing?
Both phone and tablet have just one page of icons. I'm not taking anything of either right now. I deleted Huffington Post a month or so ago because it was mis-behaving.
3. Okay sexy peeps we know you have sexy pics and vids on your computer. Are the items organized?
a. In their own directory with special file folder titles
b. In a special file mixed in with regular documents and such
c. Secure on a separate drive (i.e., flash/thumb drive)
d. I pop in a VHS tape to watch porn
Certainly no porn on any work computer. Now and then, one of my computers gets a nude on it some how, but porn is never saved.
4. If you were to really get organized with your desktop and home screens, which of these methods would you prefer:
Organize by
a. Verb based folders (Look up, Listen, Share, Photograph, Navigate)
b. Color code the icons
c. Alphabetize the icons
d. Frequency of app use
What is this "organize" of which you speak?
5. Tell us 5 apps you cannot live without.
Outlook, 1WEather, Magna Mobile Spider Solitaire, Chrome, Facebook, Google Maps
Bonus: How many people have seen your sex tape/video?
There was once something that bordered on what you're thinking of. It was deleted about 5 minutes after creation, seen only by me.
1. Look at your computer desktop.
a. How many icons are on your desktop.
b. What 5 icons are you ready to remove immediately because you never use them.
c. Any sexy pic folders or porn clippings folders on that desktop?
Lots of icons on this old computer. About 50. There aren't too many that link to programs that I can be sure I'll never use again, and probably not on this old computer. Some that could go are eDrawings 2008, Paragon Drive Backup, Google SketchUp 8, Creative PC-CAM, No icons leading to sexy pics on this computer or any of the others.
2. Look at your smart phone or tablet.
a. Do you have one home page or does it scroll to several other pages? How many pages?
b. How many barely used widgets/icons/apps are you willing to remove from the home page(s) right now?
c. What are the names of the apps you are removing?
Both phone and tablet have just one page of icons. I'm not taking anything of either right now. I deleted Huffington Post a month or so ago because it was mis-behaving.
3. Okay sexy peeps we know you have sexy pics and vids on your computer. Are the items organized?
a. In their own directory with special file folder titles
b. In a special file mixed in with regular documents and such
c. Secure on a separate drive (i.e., flash/thumb drive)
d. I pop in a VHS tape to watch porn
Certainly no porn on any work computer. Now and then, one of my computers gets a nude on it some how, but porn is never saved.
4. If you were to really get organized with your desktop and home screens, which of these methods would you prefer:
Organize by
a. Verb based folders (Look up, Listen, Share, Photograph, Navigate)
b. Color code the icons
c. Alphabetize the icons
d. Frequency of app use
What is this "organize" of which you speak?
5. Tell us 5 apps you cannot live without.
Outlook, 1WEather, Magna Mobile Spider Solitaire, Chrome, Facebook, Google Maps
Bonus: How many people have seen your sex tape/video?
There was once something that bordered on what you're thinking of. It was deleted about 5 minutes after creation, seen only by me.