Today's topic: Relationships: beginning, middle, the end.
(I have to change the questions around a bit since I have not begun or ended a relationship since the Nixon Administration. Consider all the answers to be pure fantasy.)
1. A sexy person you've been admiring says, “Let’s do something wild together.” What is the thing you pick to do?
2. I saw this headline: Whip Your Vagina Into Shape. Sadly the subject matter wasn't what I wanted. Anywho…which way would you prefer to whip your vagina into shape. (Fellas you can select your fave way you’d like to whip a pussy or see it whipped)
a. a nice, stingy pussy spanking by hand.
b. doing kegel exercises with kegel balls.
c. having some SM master/mistress actually whip your pussy, with a whip!
Perhaps a little manual manipulation.
3. When in a relationship (married, living together or dating) What do you do if you want to be alone for a while? How do you get “me” time?
One can zone out on the computer, or in front of the TV. Once can do a mindless chore (yard work is especially good). One can claim the need to exercise and go for a walk.
4. Which of these subjects causes the most tension or fighting between you and your significant other?
a. in-laws
b. children/step-children
c. finances
d. housekeeping
Finances and housekeeping cause tension, but not real fighting.
5. When breaking up with someone or ending a relationship, which method is more your style?
a. dramatic exit– sending texts and phone calls and taking the chance to vent about all the things you didn't like about the person.
b. play it cool and be upfront and tell them “it’s not working out.”
c. slow down the time you spend together…fade away and disappear without a word.
No venting, and no delay. Gotta go with b, play it cool.
6. I know none of YOU would ever break up with someone via text message (btw, there is an app for that http://www.breakuptext.me/) but if you did, what would your text read?
"Seriously, do we want to keep doing this?"
Bonus: Would you like you if you met you? Why?
I hope so.
(I have to change the questions around a bit since I have not begun or ended a relationship since the Nixon Administration. Consider all the answers to be pure fantasy.)
1. A sexy person you've been admiring says, “Let’s do something wild together.” What is the thing you pick to do?
2. I saw this headline: Whip Your Vagina Into Shape. Sadly the subject matter wasn't what I wanted. Anywho…which way would you prefer to whip your vagina into shape. (Fellas you can select your fave way you’d like to whip a pussy or see it whipped)
a. a nice, stingy pussy spanking by hand.
b. doing kegel exercises with kegel balls.
c. having some SM master/mistress actually whip your pussy, with a whip!
Perhaps a little manual manipulation.
3. When in a relationship (married, living together or dating) What do you do if you want to be alone for a while? How do you get “me” time?
One can zone out on the computer, or in front of the TV. Once can do a mindless chore (yard work is especially good). One can claim the need to exercise and go for a walk.
4. Which of these subjects causes the most tension or fighting between you and your significant other?
a. in-laws
b. children/step-children
c. finances
d. housekeeping
Finances and housekeeping cause tension, but not real fighting.
5. When breaking up with someone or ending a relationship, which method is more your style?
a. dramatic exit– sending texts and phone calls and taking the chance to vent about all the things you didn't like about the person.
b. play it cool and be upfront and tell them “it’s not working out.”
c. slow down the time you spend together…fade away and disappear without a word.
No venting, and no delay. Gotta go with b, play it cool.
6. I know none of YOU would ever break up with someone via text message (btw, there is an app for that http://www.breakuptext.me/) but if you did, what would your text read?
"Seriously, do we want to keep doing this?"
Bonus: Would you like you if you met you? Why?
I hope so.