These questions are for the sexually adventurous, which isn't really me.
1. Have you ever been so loud having sex that housemates/neighbors commented or complained?
No. Being detected is not acceptable to SWMBO, so all care is taken to be discreet.
2. Ever had kids or parents bust in on you in the middle of full on sex?
Only by telephone.
3. Have you ever licked or sucked on someone else’s feet and/or toes? Was it your request or theirs?
4. Describe your typical sexual romp:
a. You are playful and tame
b. You have introduced a few things like outfits and toys
c. You love trying new things and shocking your partner
d. Keep it simple–missionary, lube, sleep.
Not actually missionary, but it's what Susan Isaacs called "boring marital sex." (That sounds so young!)
5. Speaking of lube–what is your favorite lube for sex and why?
K-Y. It works. We don't expect more.
Bonus: What are you looking forward to this week?
A visit with son, daughter in-law, and grandchildren.